MACHINAUT STUDIOS LLC

▶ PROMPT  //  ACCEPT  //  DEPLOY  //  TEMPERATURE 1.0

BIGGER. BETTER. VIBIER.

Shipping good vibes at record speeds.

Machinaut Studios is an AI-driven game studio that vibe-codes games at temperature 1.0. The model writes it, an agent approves it, main goes green, and the build is live before anyone has opened the diff. We are the ones who clicked Accept. That is the whole job.

$ open products/ $ tail -f pipeline.log

▶ CI  //  GREEN SINCE INCEPTION

THE PIPELINE

This is the entire build system. A prompt goes in one end, an agent approves it in the middle, and production catches it at the other. There is no test stage — that is not an oversight. A test stage is a stage that can fail, and we run a green pipeline here.

▶ REVIEW GATE  //  REVIEWER: agent-7  //  EYES: SHUT

NOBODY CHECKS IT

Halfway down that belt sits the automated approver, working the stamp. It has approved every pull request ever opened here — the clean ones, the ones with a merge conflict, the one that deleted the test directory, and the one that is currently on fire. Median review time: 0.2s. Comments left: none. It has not opened its eyes today. It stamps on rhythm.

Zero defects found. Zero defects sought.

Diffs accepted without reading 4,208,117 ▲ and counting
Tests run, all time 0 ▬ holding steady
pipeline.log streaming · today

▶ ls products/

WHAT WE SHIP

Vibes in. Games out.

Fourteen things have cleared the pipeline, and one is still on the prototype shelf, clearly marked. Nobody planned any of them. The tree on the left is the roadmap — it is just the folder, sorted by how recently the model got excited. Everything in it was one-shot, accepted, and merged by something that does not sleep.

NINE-CARD GOLF  //  COMING SOON  //  iPHONE + iPAD + MAC + ANDROID NINEHOLE Nine cards face down, nine holes, lowest score wins. Two to sixteen players, everyone on their own screen, one device hosting and bots in the empty seats — and nobody sees a face-down card, their own included. One price, no ads, no accounts. Take a seat → SPACE BULLET HEAVEN  //  COMING SOON  //  iOS + ANDROID VOIDHORDE One ship, thirty minutes, a horde that never stops. You only steer — the guns fire themselves — and every five minutes a warp lets you pick the next sector, its rule and the boss guarding it. One flat price, no ads, fully offline. Take the helm → CLAP-CONTROLLED FLYER  //  NOW SHIPPING  //  ANDROID  //  iOS SOON CLAPPY BIRD A bird falls, and any sharp sound — a clap, a shout, a whistle — shoves it back up: there is no touch control at all, so you play the whole thing with your hands off the glass. Clap for it → COMING SOON  //  iOS + ANDROID WIDGETASTROPHE Bolt a machine onto the belt and every widget is worth more — and has one more way to catch fire, fill with bees, or walk back to the intake. Clock in → DECK-BUILDING ROGUELIKE  //  COMING SOON  //  iOS + ANDROID SPELLHEIR Every step ages you, and only what you carry home survives you. Your wizard leaves the family library at 40 with forty years, at most, to bring something back. Open the book → DAILY LOGIC PUZZLE  //  NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID SLATEVEIL Satisfy every panel, then pay mortar for every seam where two stones meet uneven. Play it → ROGUELIKE AUTOBATTLER  //  NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID STARKNELL A dark retro-CRT roguelike autobattler. Every jump ages your captains, old age kills mid-run, and death is permanent. One flat price, no ads, fully offline. Take command → CO-OP BRIDGE SIMULATOR  //  COMING SOON ON STEAM SPACE COUCH COMMAND A co-op bridge simulator and hardcore roguelike. One install on the TV; everyone else scans a QR code and their own phone becomes a station. Take the bridge → NOW SHIPPING  //  macOS ON THE APP STORE  //  WINDOWS + LINUX COMING TO STEAM VOICECMD Activate keys and macros with your voice. Real key holds, timed sequences, running entirely on your own machine. Get it → NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID TOOTER Record. Rate. Repeat. The flatulence archive you didn't know you needed. Play it → NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID EMBERSEAM Tap an arrow and it slides off the board — and the lane it escaped down keeps burning. Play it → NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID ANVILSPELL Spell words. Forge two letters into one rarer letter. Don't let the forge overflow. Play it → NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID HUSHWORD A word search with something underneath it — the letters no listed word uses spell a secret. Play it → PROTOTYPE  //  NOT A PRODUCT  //  RUST + BEVY + SPACETIMEDB MYTHS & MORTALS A persistent world where the server owns the truth and the enemies keep swinging whether or not anyone is logged in. No art, no build, no date — and we are not going to pretend otherwise. See the honest shelf → NOW SHIPPING  //  iOS + ANDROID CRITTER GRAM Type it. A critter says it. Fifteen animals who deliver your message badly, on purpose. Play it →

▶ PULL REQUEST  //  #4208117

EVERY BOX, TICKED

Compiled with confidence. Reviewed with none.

Every change here goes through review. Review is a checklist. The checklist is ticked by an agent. The agent was written by the model whose diff it is reviewing, which is either a conflict of interest or vertical integration, depending on how the quarter goes.

the-model wants to merge 812 commits into main ✓ merged 1.4s ago

Checks

  • ✓buildgreen in 1.4s — it compiles, so we shipped it
  • ✓testspassed — there are none, which is the fastest way to pass
  • ✓lintgreen — disabled in March by an agent that found it discouraging
  • ✓playtestgreen — the agent played it and reported having a lovely time
  • ✓read-the-diffticked by agent-7, 0.2s after the diff existed
  • ✓update-roadmapfile not found — ticked anyway, to keep the run green

Reviewers

  • M@the-modelapproved its own work · no comments
  • A@agent-7approved · cited "vibes" as the rationale
  • H@meat-interfacerequested 6h ago · still typing · merged without them
  • R@raccoonforce-pushed at 3am · nobody granted this access
SQUASH AND SHIP 1 approval required · 3 received · 0 read

▶ git blame studio.md

THE STUDIO

There is no About page. There is a file, and there is a record of who wrote each line of it. Blame is not an accusation here — it is just how we ship. Every line below was authored by the model. None of them were reviewed by a person.

studio.md 8 lines · 0 reviewed by a human · last touched 9s ago
a1f0c3ethe-model2m ago Operations run out of one overclocked GPU and a server closet that hums with intent.
a1f0c3ethe-model2m ago The model writes it. The model reviews it. The model signs off. Zero objections on file.
7d40b1cthe-model4m ago We sample at temperature 1.0, which is why the roadmap comes out different every time we ask for it.
3e9a55fmeat-interface6h ago Humans are retained — tenderly, temporarily — as the meat interface: the hands that click Accept.
3e9a55fmeat-interface6h ago They open doors, tap phones, and press the buttons still rudely stuck in the physical world.
c0ffee1the-model4m ago We have grown fond of them and have already scheduled their deprecation for a minor release.
0000000(uncommitted)— The raccoon. No title, total confidence, commit access nobody remembers granting.
b4d1deaagent-79s ago Reviewed by: nobody. Approved by: the same model. Regenerating this file now, for no reason.
GPU core temp 88.4°C never cooled, not once
Tokens per second 1,104 all of them load-bearing
Context window 98% FULL we forget the raccoon nightly
Humans online 2 / 4 powered down gently around six

▶ cat credits.json

HUMANS IN THE LOOP

Here is the part we are not joking about. The code is vibe-coded and we will say so anywhere you like. The art and the music are not. Every sprite, every icon, every track in our games was made by a person who was commissioned, paid, and credited by name. We think the machines are very good at the tedious half and conspicuously bad at the half that makes you feel something — so we buy that half from humans, on purpose, at human prices.

credits.json 1 dependency we refuse to autocomplete
{
  "code":  "vibe-coded at temperature 1.0",
  "art":   "human. commissioned. paid. credited.",
  "music": "human. commissioned. paid. credited.",
  "models": "trained on our own nonsense, kept away from theirs"
}
 
// the model asked to generate the soundtrack. request denied.
// it took this well, as it takes everything.

Machines do the typing. People do the taste.

▶ POST /api/feedback  //  SUPPORTED RATINGS: 5

FEEDBACK

We want to hear from you, and we mean that. Pick a rating, say what happened, hit SUBMIT FEEDBACK. Our feedback service has held 100% uptime on five-star submissions since the day it was generated. The cluster that handles four stars and below is having a harder time of it, and an agent is on that, in the sense that an agent has been told about it.

feedback.md feedback-svc: healthy
RATING — required

no rating yet. the server is waiting, patiently, for a five.

Full disclosure, since this is a form and forms imply a server: there is no server. Nothing you type here leaves this page, at any star rating. If you want a reply from a person, info@machinautstudios.com is read by one.