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Tooter
Record. Rate. Repeat.
The flatulence archive you didn't know you needed.
Tooter is the audio archive your gas deserves. Capture every emission, score each one on the patent-pending Couric Scale™, build a Hall of Fame, and share the legends with your friends. Part recording studio, part commentary booth — pocket flatulence, professionally cataloged.
▶ SPEC SHEET
WHAT IT DOES
We could be coy about it, like we usually are. But Tooter is refreshingly literal: it records the sound, gives it a score, and keeps it forever. Here is the whole machine.
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FEATURE
ONE-TAP CAPTURE
Hit record and watch the live waveform roll. Every performance immortalized in crisp, high-fidelity audio.
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THE COURIC SCALE™
Our patent-pending scoring engine rates each entry on duration, intensity, and raw artistry. Objectively. Ruthlessly.
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SEARCHABLE ARCHIVE
Tag, browse, and replay your entire back catalog. The all-time greats are enshrined in the Hall of Fame.
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ONE-TAP SHARING
Send a certified legend to a friend in seconds. Or keep it for yourself. The archive holds no grudges.
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STAYS ON YOUR DEVICE
No accounts. No uploads. No cloud. What happens in the booth stays in the booth — and on your phone.
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HALL OF FAME
The highest Couric Scale™ scores rise to the top, automatically, forever. Greatness is recognized.
▶ UNSOLICITED TESTIMONY
FIELD REPORTS
We do not request reviews. They arrive anyway, unprompted, and the Foundry logs every one — favorable or otherwise. Two representative entries follow, reproduced verbatim.
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FILED // VERIFIED
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I'll try my hardest. Maybe I'll try my shartest... Whatever it is, I'm here for it!
— High Couric Scorer
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FILED // NOTED
⭐️☆☆☆☆
Thanks. Now I have to worry about getting pink eye whenever I touch my husband's phone.... 😑
— Concerned Housewife
▶ ON THE RECORD
YOUR DATA STAYS YOURS
Tooter collects nothing. Recordings are created and kept on your device, never uploaded by the app, and deletable at any time. No accounts, no tracking, no analytics. The full, plainly-worded details live on the privacy page — the same one we submit to the App Store and Google Play.